doncasterjesus:

britanus:

doncasterjesus:

hazectomy:

can you please explain what getting hit in the balls feels like

VERY PAINFUL. I hear girls say that getting hit in the boob hurts bt your boOBS ARE JUST FAT ON YOUR CHEST THE BALLS PROBABLY HURT 28902X MORE

yeah but if you have like A-C sized boobs it hurts like shit because it just goes straight to the bone underneath

but our mahnhood, man.

But then remember that when we give birth our womanhood kind of fucking splits open… If that is not pain I don´t know what is

(Source: dandyhaz, via fluffyfannypack)

kawaiifive-oh:

yungbardock:

power stance

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

babyheroin:

hikikomoriii:

samtemberism:

inkedshipsandredlips:

blondasaurus:

unicorntampon:

babyheroin:

Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.

Amen

FINALLY someone says it

OMG

I CANT

TANNER SAID I WAS THE ONLY ONE. LIES. I AM NOT ALONE.

Wow, the reactions are like I did something really fucking revolutionary.

(via fluffyfannypack)

allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

awesomephilia:

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

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But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

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(via pizza)

heavyheartthinking:

wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:

omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

alwayslookagain:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza

stop right now

yup… I am so gonna make this:;)
wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!